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We create a great deal of personal information about
you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation,
credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will
"accidentally" publish all this information
on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress.
In fact, we collect no personally identifiable information
whatsoever. Our hosting company probably keeps some
access logs though, and we get some pretty statistics
from these. But that's it. Honest.